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18/02/2013

Pussy. Glamopussy.


Halloween is not a fun time for us fatties, just putting it out there.
Traditionally, All Hallow's Ever was a night of superstition, tradition and warding off evil spirits, in current climate it's a time of getting your arse down the pub, necking a few cocktails and parading around in the most attractive yet festively ghoulish costume you can bring yourself to wear in public.
Now, for skinny girls, this is a fantastic opportunity to pop off to Ann Summers and pick up a hot sailors outfit or wickedly sexy witch one piece.  For us, the options are drastically small in comparison (unless you fancy forking out over £60) and we either avoid completely or end up looking like Cinderella's pumpkin sack.
Last year, I had a Halloween party to attend to and I was damned if I was going to repeat the shoddy performance of Halloween costumes of years gone by!
So, I decided to go with a play on words and go as a glamourpuss.
This entailed a cocktail dress I had in the back of the wardrobe (Debenhams I think), purple festive tights (Simply Be) and a feather boa and cat ears from Ann Summers (try not to scowl at the thin people as you walk past, for their sake...).
I then vamped and volumnised the hair, attack my face with eye-liner and walked out the door feeling like a siren.
Oh yes, fat women unite!
Happy Halloween everyone, stay safe!

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